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[原创]宝鼎猴趣:查办违章车

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发表于 2008-6-5 22:21:56 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><font size="5"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: 华文细黑;"><font face="Times New Roman">宝鼎猴趣</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">:</span></b></font><font face="Times New Roman"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书;"><font size="6">查办<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">违章车</i></font></span></u></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt;"><br/><p></p></span></u></b></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><font face="Times New Roman"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文楷体;">毛文洪</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">图\文</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">宝鼎,山名。广义讲,指现在四川攀枝花煤业集团所在的群山;狭义讲,是指攀煤集团所在群山中与云南永仁县白马河相邻的最高山。<span lang="EN-US"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">听说宝鼎山上猴子多,我们便买好了花生、油桃等礼品,驱车前去拜访这些小精灵。<span lang="EN-US"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">谁知,这些小精灵却不领情,我们的车刚一停,他们便一哄而上,上车就检查,于是,演绎了下面这个故事——</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">【图一】谁的车,谁的车?违章了!</span>&nbsp;</p> EhbBSCLU.jpg <br/>
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:27:20 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图二】查!严查!查到违禁品,罚款!</span>&nbsp;</p> cfX99uaR.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:35:20 | 显示全部楼层
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">【图三】底盘也要查,绝不放过任何一个可疑点!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp;<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2008-6/2008652229034484.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/></p>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:37:33 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图四】报告!里面十分可疑!</span>&nbsp;</p> 0jZR1Aue.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:39:50 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图五】舍身忘死,不顾一切,一查到底!</span>&nbsp;</p> XjFqIa8D.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:41:36 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图六】私心一刹那,眼睛放错了地方。</span></p> V4MSaI1d.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:43:14 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图七】严惩不贷,看你还花心!</span></p> eajWQrXm.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:51:13 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图八】我检举,这小子坏!</span>&nbsp;</p> 9gM2aroV.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:56:27 | 显示全部楼层
<p align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">【图九】我认错,我悔过,下次不敢了。</span>&nbsp;</p> fXeo6MfF.jpg <br/>
 楼主| 发表于 2008-6-5 22:58:17 | 显示全部楼层
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">【图十】吸取教训,再振雄风,心往一处想,劲往一处使!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp; rvuv8US2.jpg <br/></p>
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